Friday, February 16, 2007

Shortest smoking ban ever

I see that the Sun has picked up on the shortest ever smoking ban. The bureau of busybodies in the European Parliament have decided that the total smoking ban in the Parliament should be dropped in favour of smoking areas where us smokers can kill ourselves in peace. Lovely.

Apparently it's because no one was paying attention to it. Well done those chaps! I'm doing my bit here in London as a gesture of comradeship.

5 comments:

Onyx Stone said...

I'm waiting till it's completely illegal, then I'm gonna take up smoking the pipe.

Devil's Kitchen said...
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Trixy said...

which pipe would that be, my darling?

Onyx Stone said...

The way you ask that question...
...the pipe will look like this:

S
S
U---

Trixy said...

So you're not going for the crack pipe, then? A wise move my dearest.

May I recommend Dunhill tobacco for your adventure into the 'world of pipes'.

Which does sound like something a urine doctor or similar would be interested in....

eugh