Saturday, February 24, 2007

Carry on regardless

In spite of all this heavy UKIP shit, I am off out to make the most of my dancing lessons at the most expensive restaurant in London, followed my favourite club. And I'm not paying, which is even better.*

Uncomfortable, yet fabulous outfit? Check

glazed expression and perfect makeup? Check

Rocks? check

And of course...

Gorgeous shoes which cost one months rent?

Check, check...

*someone will, though. Am not eating and running off

8 comments:

UKIP@HOME said...

Living off the fat of EU taxpayers cash...

...no wonder Nigel keeps being found slumbed in bars!

Trixy said...

a ha ha!

What a wit you are. No, I was taken to dinner by an American lawyer.

Damn, that doesn't fit in with your whole pro-EU, anti democracy and pro poverty line, does it. I shall have to try harder next time.

And you shall have to master the art of being able to read, because your literacy skills are worse than mine.

By the way, dear ol' stalker of mine. Would you be man enough to actually meet up with me and chat? Or are you all keyboard and no trousers?

Trixy said...

further: 'keeps'.

I think you're also failing on the numeracy aspect of your primary education.

He was found once, after being up for 24 hours and actually doing some work.

Keeps implies more than once. Are you aware of the order of numbers?

Arthur Clewley said...

I go round in uncomfortable outfits because I haven't bought any clothes for 20 years and a glazed expression is the only one I do so why don't I get invited to dates like that? it's sooo unfair

Trixy said...

Well, it's a good effort on your part, but I think it's pretty easy to see where you are falling down on the lack of dinner invitations.

You aren't wearing fabulous shoes.

And is there more to life than shoes?

james higham said...

Trixy, is there more to life than dancing?

Trixy said...

dancing shoes?

UKIP@HOME said...

You still work for UKIP? If so who does pay your wages? What is your paid employment within UKIP? How is it funded?

And is your job one of those positions that OLAF are investigating the funding of?

Just thought I would ask...

Would make a nice piece on my blog...