A few weeks ago I wrote to all the Secretaries of State asking them which works of art they had borrowed from museums and art galleries. Most of the answers were very dull, but one reply rather amused me:

the Leader is currently in the process of choosing the works she would like from the Government Art Collection.

So, Harriet Harperson is going to choose lots of paintings for her offices. I wonder if we could give her a helping hand? Perhaps something to remind her of the importance of registering donations in time, or mortgaging houses, or a trip to see the bank manager? Or perhaps, one about a Magistrates Court because it rather looks like Horseferry Road will play host to the Electoral Commission vs Ms Harperson over the alleged breaking of the Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act 2000.