Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Right. Now I am single again I have decided that I should start getting out on the dating scene. So have come up with an advert. If you know anyone who fits the bill that I haven't already dated/shagged/had a disastrous unhappy relationship with an acrimonious break up then please get in touch!

Following disastrous (and I mean disastrous) previous relationships with some of the nastiest men in human existence, there will be a screening process consiting of most of the men I know who are fed up with me picking cunts.

Anyway, here it is:
Cynical, untrustworthy work obsessed bitch seeks guy to give her a run for her money. Must be good looking, clever, rich but not a cunt. Heterosexual preferred, but not essential if he has unlimited tolerance when it comes to shopping and great taste in shoes


The Nameless One said...

So you're looking for "rich but not a cunt." Aren't rich people often rich precisely because they are cunts?

Tim Worstall said...

I'll have to ask my wife about this. Can I come back to you or is it urgent?

Devil's Kitchen said...

Good lord, I wasn't that bad. But neither am I rich.


Lord Jerk-Higham said...

Trixy - is our marriage not good enough for you? Am I really one of the nastiest men in the universe? Well, I might be but you shouldn't it broadcast it so.

Anonymous said...

Erm, I almost certainly was that bad, sorry about that. By way of further apology, I dedicate to you the Taliban I shot.

Trixy said...

Anon, you were fucking horrible. Well, you were fucking lovely up to a certain point but then you went bad. Naughty. Still, I hope you're nice to the fiancee.

Can I have a picture of the dead Taliban?

Mr Eugenides said...

I'm confused. Are you single, married, or engaged? Where does Higham fit into all of this?

Yours, a confused baby.

PS Kitchen: I bet you were rubbish.

flashgordonnz said...

Some rich people are cunts because they vote Labour.

Or are they merely fuckwits?