Oh no, please...no...

I am more than a little disturbed that Big Brother 9 is on its way to punish us. I have a better idea for these programmes; take anyone who wants to be in it, shut them in the house and then leave them there. Same for the one where a bunch of twats go to Australia and pretend to 'rough it'.

The worst thing about Big Brother is that it imposes on us endless lines of z list celebrities like Chanelle, who cannot even spell her own name correctly. She, for example, has a porn video out where the words are in some kind of lyric form



Is that the next step in her 'posh spice' fascination? To see how far you can get in the music business whilst being devoid of talent?