Come fly with me
Well, don't actually. I normally snore and kick the people around me when I fly.
Am off to India for a week, to do lots of yoga, snorkelling, sunbathing and laughing at the Devil when he goes pink after spending 2 minutes in the sun covered in factor 350 suncream.
I shall not, however, be running people over in a CCO minibus
And just incase you were worried that I was going to be staying in some shanty town doing charity work, here are some pictures of where I am staying:
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Would it be ungallant of me to call you a cunt?
Well, seeing as cunts are loving and giving and the source of so much pleasure, I would have thought not.
Whilst you have that lovely, cool weather, do spare a thought for the lobster sitting next to me....
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