Quotation of the picosecond

Comes from crook ex MEP Tom Wise:

He also said that one of his "most prized possessions" in prison is a Christmas card signed by ex-Beatle Paul McCartney when he visited parliament recently.

He told the friend, "I keep it under my pillow. You have to be careful as this place is full of thieves."

You said it. Can we have our money back?