A busty blonde who was shafted by some dozy football player has written a book about dating the species. Francesca Amber Sawyer has the requisite number of opposing statements regarding morals in her delightful interview with the screws. but we should not mock, for she has gone above and beyond the call of duty.
Not only has she wapped out her bazongas for us all to understand the complex editorial issues but:
Blonde Francesca dated more footballers for research for her book, following her split from the cheating player.
For research, ladies and gentlemen.