Monday, December 17, 2007

A little thought for this festive season, from my darling friend Minge:

"Trixy" he writes, "Too often we lose sign of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and slap the twat."

I think we'll all agree that Minge has offered us all sensible advice."

2 comments:

Vindico said...

Brilliant! That's going on my facebook status.

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham said...

Trixy, there you go again - forgetting women's greatest weapon - a knee in the groin.