A little thought for this festive season, from my darling friend Minge:
"Trixy" he writes, "Too often we lose sign of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and slap the twat."
I think we'll all agree that Minge has offered us all sensible advice."
"Trixy" he writes, "Too often we lose sign of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and slap the twat."
I think we'll all agree that Minge has offered us all sensible advice."
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Brilliant! That's going on my facebook status.
Trixy, there you go again - forgetting women's greatest weapon - a knee in the groin.
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