Zeus Like, you've kidnapped democracy

Woo Hoo! The General Election campaign is in its second day! Who gives a fuck? Anyone?

The man who has the power, the one you didn't elect, is the one you should be listening to. You'll have a tough time scouring the newspapers to find out what he thinks, though, and what the latest plans are. Why would you care when Samantha Cameron is pregnant?



Plod along and decide between three really dull fuckers who won't give you a say on the future of your country...