Thursday, April 08, 2010

Political Poetry

The election appears to be progressing with the entire debate hinging around a measly £6 bn which in the grand scheme of things is fuck all. If the Tories hate National Insurance so much why don't they get rid of it.

Anyway, my contribution to the political analysis comes to you in the form of a (very short) poem.

If you want to win an election,
shag your wife without protection.


That is all.

2 comments:

Witterings From Witney said...

"If the Tories hate National Insurance so much why don't they get rid of it"

Which is our (UKIP) policy per our Chancellor, Mark Wadsworth!

Simples?

But as you say - don't expect the 'Dumbos' to see it!

PS - You obviously working too hard, hence lack of incisive posts?

Corrugated Soundbite said...

To be honest with you, the election is already boring the shit out of me.

And you're pretty much spot on, by the way ;-) I have also provided some swear-free proletariat commentary.