"I have seen your future and I don't like it" Vladimir Bukovsky
Dear Alan,I have seen your article in the Independent today, and correctly surmised that you are a moron.Thus, out of the kindness of my heart, I have provided you with a handy guide which you may find useful.Yours sincerelyTrixy
Uh...Trixy, you're confusing me now. I thought that big hole I sent loads of crap out of was my arse, but now I'm told it's my mouth.
I don't know, my dear. Are you in the cabinet? If so, whoever told you that was possibly correct...
Trixy, you are a genius.
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