Monday, April 02, 2007

message for Alan Rusbridger

Dear Alan,

I have seen your article in the Independent today, and correctly surmised that you are a moron.

Thus, out of the kindness of my heart, I have provided you with a handy guide which you may find useful.

Yours sincerely

Trixy

3 comments:

Bill Haydon said...

Uh...Trixy, you're confusing me now. I thought that big hole I sent loads of crap out of was my arse, but now I'm told it's my mouth.

Trixy said...

I don't know, my dear. Are you in the cabinet? If so, whoever told you that was possibly correct...

Roberto Brian Sarrionandia said...

Trixy, you are a genius.