Monday, September 07, 2009

The reason some girls stay single

This little snippet may give some indication why there are women who prefer cats and putting up their own shelves to being in a relationship.

I personally am going to patent my own nutter magnet as it's highly effective.


Mac the Knife said...

How could she resist?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Fucking hell! Now THAT's a proper nutter!

TheBigYin said...

Bloody hell, I love this guy, how else is a lady/woman/person (oh enough of this PC crap) going to cut the wheat from the chaf!

I have no idea what you 'wimmin' have to put up with these days but listening to that guy made my balls shrivel, what a (dangerous) asshole he is.

Stalker, what stalker?

The Nameless Libertarian said...

He does seem like a bit of a catch. Can't think why he is single since he is soooooo charming.

The Minstrel Boy said...

I just can't understand why he's been single for so long? Perhaps, in these days of cosmetic enhancement surgery, he's accidentally had a charisma-ectomy and an extra arshole grafted on where his mouth used to be! What a complete tosser! The only person with a psycological problem is him. He just does not understand that NO MEANS NO, which sounds like a potential rapist! He's so full of himself I'm surprised he hasn't disappeared up his own arse. It was embarrasing to listen to, and sounded like it belonged in a Woody Allen film script if it wasn't so serious.
Most people can usually tell when they first meet somebody, in the first few minutes of conversation, or when they first make eye contact wether or not there is any mutual 'chemistry' between them. Call me old fashioned, but I believe a kind complement or gesture and a little patience go a long way to winning a girls affections. whatever happened to turning up with a bunch of flowers to ask a girl out?