Questions to ask when going to Japan

Ah, all those handy questions one can fire off on the internet and get useful responses from strangers all over the world:

Im planning a trip to tokyo and while at my stay there I want to have sex with some japanese girls (and film a sex tape with them as kind of souvenir for myself).I also plan on visiting the strip clubs in tokyo and filming the girls there.Is it legal to film in strip clubs in tokyo?And any information on some hot spots where I can find some hot girls in tokyo.Thanks.

Well, Jason, as usual someone came up trumps for you.

don't come to Japan.
we don't need foreign guys like you.