Custard Chuckers

That's rather rude.

But oh my, I could watch that vile disgrace of a human being have things hurled into his face. Far be it for me to suggest alternatives to green custard (assault, my arse. I've been served food by French waiters with less grace than that knicker knitter) for that would no doubt be breaking some law.

But can you imagine if instead of a dyed foodstuff it was brick, or acid, or anthrax? Polonium, even? Because then we might have to do without Mandelson as our controller, and then where would we be?

On the subject of pointless green issues: