Monday, May 23, 2005

The greatness of Katy

The greatness of Katy (who incidentally wears size 10 shoes)

I'm not sure how many of you are aware of Katy Davies, but if you are not, then you should be. She is a lady of great wonder and beauty, with breasts so big they could solve the problem of the hole in the ozone layer.

Her professional attitude is one to marvel at: I have never known anyone play solitaire and minesweeper with such a degree of skill and talent as she (except maybe myself…). I gaze in wonder at her ability to master the most complex conversations on web messenger, and her telephone manner is a delight to listen to: like angels singing sweet music in ones ear.

In short, she is the bench mark towards which all women should aim.

5 comments:

Sir Percy said...

...she sounds marvellous!

Any chance of a photo to compliment the fantastic write-up that you've given her?

Trixy said...

you can e-mail her on UKIPse@ukip.org...

I'm sure she'll be delighted to ehar from you....

Sir Percy said...

Ok - I will email her AND I will promise to post any comments that she makes ON THIS BLOGG!!

LexyLou said...

what are you like!!

Sir Percy said...

Katy exists!

She said:

It is me, that is correct, Trixy has not made it up!

Katy


...didn't sound THAT delighted though - did she? :(